Sorry about the below. Although not really. I wanted to write something silly. If you like this and want to see more, please subscribe. Or, why not forward it to someone? Perhaps a Dad who has come out with some of these?
I think I’ve caught dad jokes I'm worried there's no cure My daughter now is nearly three And my jokes are worse I'm sure It's impacting all my life I just don't know what to do Here are some examples That I've written down for you I bought a new thesaurus Alternative phrases I would gather I opened it to find blank pages I had no words for my anger I washed my car with my child Who asked ('though not in ryhme) Wouldn't it be easier, Dad To use a sponge this time? I work now and then in the office Where my affliction shouldn't matter But I'm even getting scared of lifts Although I'm taking steps to get better Call me a plumber! My wife did shout Water flooding from the bath You're a plumber I replied happily Although she didn't even laugh It's probably a part of life Something I must embrace Although part of me is worried That I'm becoming a disgrace