Good morning!
Here’s a bit of toilet humour for your Saturday morning. Not my best work, but possibly my silliest. However, that’s a high bar to reach!
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Dairy isn’t my friend It tends to send Digestion round the bend Milk or yoghurt or cream All seam to mean Disturbed sleep and odd dreams Commuting is a pain By plane or train Discomfort stays the same Oat milk in my coffee And free I’ll be From farts afflicting me
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